{"title":"Christmas Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eSend festive wishes with our Christmas greeting cards, featuring playful illustrations, cheeky jokes and designs for cat lovers. Some cards contain adult humour. Check each design to find the right one for your recipient.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"trump-make-christmas-great-again-card","title":"Trump Make Christmas Great Again Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake Christmas great again with a festive Trump card that boasts like only he can.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDonald Trump, complete with a Santa hat, promises to fix Christmas and make it the best one ever, in his own unmistakable style. Perfect for friends who love politics, hate politics or just love a good laugh at the season's biggest talker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK by Swizzoo on a textured, white hammer finish 300gsm card, it is left blank inside for your own message. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stationery\" title=\"Browse Contempo's stationery and greeting cards\"\u003estationery and cards\u003c\/a\u003e to stock up for the festive post.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrump in a Santa hat promising the best Xmas\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: 15.2 x 15.2cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on recycled card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSend a festive laugh that is, believe us, the very best.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swizzoo Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56367853076865,"sku":"C0149","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/swizzoo-trump-make-christmas-great-again-card-main.png?v=1791304039"},{"product_id":"grumpy-cat-christmas-tree-card","title":"Grumpy Cat Christmas Tree Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne unimpressed cat, one toppled Christmas tree, and absolutely no regrets.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA smug ginger cat sits beside the tree it has just knocked flat, with baubles and fairy lights scattered across the floor. Every cat owner has lived it, which makes this the ideal card to pair with our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-people\" title=\"Gifts for cat people at Contempo\"\u003egifts for cat people\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK by Swizzoo on a textured, white hammer finish 300gsm card, it is left blank inside for your own message. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stationery\" title=\"Browse Contempo's stationery and greeting cards\"\u003estationery and cards\u003c\/a\u003e to stock up for the festive post.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGinger cat beside a toppled Christmas tree\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: 15.2 x 15.2cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on recycled card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSend it to the cat lover who has been here before.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swizzoo Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56367853109633,"sku":"C0148","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/swizzoo-grumpy-cat-christmas-tree-card-main.png?v=1791304039"},{"product_id":"cat-will-it-bounce-christmas-card","title":"Cat Will It Bounce Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eI wonder if this will bounce? Every cat owner knows exactly how this ends.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAcross four comic panels, a curious black cat eyes up the baubles on the Christmas tree and tests them one by one. It is a festive favourite for anyone who shares their home with a cat, and sits nicely with our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/gifts-for-cat-people\" title=\"Gifts for cat people at Contempo\"\u003egifts for cat people\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK by Swizzoo on a textured, white hammer finish 300gsm card, it is left blank inside for your own message. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stationery\" title=\"Browse Contempo's stationery and greeting cards\"\u003estationery and cards\u003c\/a\u003e to stock up for the festive post.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFour-panel comic of a cat testing baubles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: 15.2 x 15.2cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlastic-free, recycled card and packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePop one in the post for the cat lovers on your list.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swizzoo Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56367853437313,"sku":"C0100","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/swizzoo-cat-will-it-bounce-christmas-card-main.png?v=1791304039"},{"product_id":"choosing-your-nursing-home-christmas-card","title":"Choosing Your Nursing Home Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA gentle reminder to Mum and Dad: choose those Christmas presents wisely.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA pile of wrapped gifts sits above the warning that when they are choosing your presents, you will one day be choosing their nursing home. Cheeky, affectionate and guaranteed to get a laugh from parents with a good sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK by Swizzoo on a textured, white hammer finish 300gsm card, it is left blank inside for your own message. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stationery\" title=\"Browse Contempo's stationery and greeting cards\"\u003estationery and cards\u003c\/a\u003e to stock up for the festive post.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWrapped gifts with a cheeky nursing home joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: 15.2 x 15.2cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlastic-free, recycled card and packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDrop the hint and hope for something good under the tree.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swizzoo Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56367853470081,"sku":"C0033","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/swizzoo-choosing-your-nursing-home-christmas-card-main.png?v=1791304039"},{"product_id":"trump-merry-kissmy-ss-christmas-card","title":"Trump Merry Kissmy*ss Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMerry Kissmy*ss: a rude Trump card for the friend with a cheeky sense of humour.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDonald Trump, in a Santa hat, bends over with a sprig of mistletoe held above his bottom. It is rude, cheeky and very much for adults, ideal for friends who either love him or cannot stand him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK by Swizzoo on a textured, white hammer finish 300gsm card, it is left blank inside for your own message. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stationery\" title=\"Browse Contempo's stationery and greeting cards\"\u003estationery and cards\u003c\/a\u003e to stock up for the festive post.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTrump with mistletoe held above his bottom\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: 15.2 x 15.2cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on recycled card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSend the card that gets the biggest laugh on the mantelpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swizzoo Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56367853502849,"sku":"C0155","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/swizzoo-trump-mistletoe-christmas-card-main.png?v=1791304038"},{"product_id":"harry-and-santa-unicorn-christmas-card","title":"Harry and Santa Unicorn Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrince Harry asks Santa for a unicorn, then for something even harder to find.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eHarry sits on Santa's knee asking for a unicorn. Told to be realistic, he asks for something even less likely, and Santa quickly asks what colour unicorn he would like. A cartoon royal joke that lands well with friends, family and work colleagues.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK by Swizzoo on a textured, white hammer finish 300gsm card, it is left blank inside for your own message. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stationery\" title=\"Browse Contempo's stationery and greeting cards\"\u003estationery and cards\u003c\/a\u003e to stock up for the festive post.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCartoon Prince Harry on Santa's knee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: 15.2 x 15.2cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlastic-free, recycled card and packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAdd a royal giggle to this year's card list.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swizzoo Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56367854092673,"sku":"C0094","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/swizzoo-harry-and-santa-unicorn-christmas-card-main.png?v=1791304039"},{"product_id":"will-you-blow-my-nose-snowman-christmas-card","title":"Will You Blow My Nose Snowman Christmas Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA cheeky snowman with a carrot in an unusual place and a very suggestive question.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis snowman has put his carrot somewhere other than his face and asks, will you blow my nose? A rude, playful Christmas card for a girlfriend, wife or partner who shares your sense of humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK by Swizzoo on a textured, white hammer finish 300gsm card, it is left blank inside for your own message. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stationery\" title=\"Browse Contempo's stationery and greeting cards\"\u003estationery and cards\u003c\/a\u003e to stock up for the festive post.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSnowman with a carrot in a cheeky spot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: 15.2 x 15.2cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlastic-free, recycled card and packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMake your other half laugh before the presents come out.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swizzoo Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56367854125441,"sku":"C0062","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/swizzoo-will-you-blow-my-nose-snowman-christmas-card-main.png?v=1791304038"},{"product_id":"white-christmas-red-wine-card","title":"White Christmas Red Wine Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDreaming of a white Christmas? If that runs out, there is always red.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eA glass of red wine trimmed with holly sits under the promise that once the white runs out, the red will do nicely. A fun festive card for wine lovers, and a handy partner for our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/barware\" title=\"Barware at Contempo\"\u003ebarware\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned and printed in the UK by Swizzoo on a textured, white hammer finish 300gsm card, it is left blank inside for your own message. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/stationery\" title=\"Browse Contempo's stationery and greeting cards\"\u003estationery and cards\u003c\/a\u003e to stock up for the festive post.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlass of red wine with a sprig of holly\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComes with a white envelope\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: 15.2 x 15.2cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlastic-free, recycled card and packaging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eRaise a glass to the wine lovers on your list.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Swizzoo Cards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56367854158209,"sku":"C0014","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/swizzoo-white-christmas-red-wine-card-main.jpg?v=1791304038"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.contempo.live\/collections\/christmas-cards.oembed","provider":"Contempo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}