{"product_id":"new-job-octopus-greeting-card-7391","title":"New Job Octopus Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAn octopus already carrying everything the new desk will need.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c!-- split --\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt fills a pale mint card in coral orange, big white eyes and blushed cheeks, and every one of the eight tentacles has something in it: a ringing phone, a mug of coffee, a potted plant, a pot of pens, a navy briefcase and a goldfish in a bowl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNEW JOB! runs across the top in gold foil with HIGH EIGHT! underneath in white, which is the whole joke and worth the price on its own. Bubbles drift up around it. Browse the rest of our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/greeting-cards\" title=\"Browse Greetings Cards at Contempo\"\u003egreetings cards range\u003c\/a\u003e, or find a present to go with it in our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/congratulations-gifts\" title=\"Congratulations Gift Ideas\"\u003econgratulations gifts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCoral octopus on a pale mint ground\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEight tentacles holding office clutter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGold foil new job lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions: A6 - 10.5cm x 14.8cm\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlank inside for your own message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh eight, which is two better than usual.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ohh Deer","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55458605695361,"sku":"ODGC7391","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0074\/4908\/3971\/files\/ODGC7391.jpg?v=1787235736","url":"https:\/\/www.contempo.live\/products\/new-job-octopus-greeting-card-7391","provider":"Contempo","version":"1.0","type":"link"}